donncha

a ridiculously funny person.

this originates from donncha coleman, an amateur comedian whose catchphrase was “is this some kind of sick joke?” the name itself is irish for “dennis”.
“you’re a bit of a donncha”.
a mythical creature whos origions come from from deep within the mysterious celtic “deekayus” clan, similar to a horse (quite the exceptional ride). known to have mastered the art of “shiftin” or “meetin”. rumoured to be a big fan of dfs (drinkin, fightin, schmokin) survives on a diet of the world reknowned mythical tonic of life known as “buckie” and the french delicasy of beans upon toasht-which, obviously makes him “hard”. very loyal creature who is currently only “3/4’s cool” -due to lack of one alloy wheel causing an imbalance in his stance.. it is rumoured that only a kick to the back a the b-llsack can kill this beasht. often mistaken for a popular p-ssycat dolls song. or the famous donner kebab.
joyce- “is mise donncha carney, is tá mé i gconaí i gcaislean a bharraigh.”
donncha is commonly used to describe the mood or way of behaviour of the male genital, usually -ssociated with the touching of a p-n-s when it is ridicliously small and bent.
look and his p-n-s it looks like donncha!
my p-n-s is disgusting its in a donncha kinda mood.