donnie llama
cult like religious leader that originated on mysp-ce.
actual beliefs and teachings of the church of the donnie llama are based upon free beer and free love.
actual ident-ty and age of the donnie llama is unknown. religion is believed to be started by former descendants of an ancient mayan religion that worshipped the sun, the water, wheat, barley, corn, and b–bs.
followers are asked to donate all their worldly possessions to the church, recite his prayer at least once a week, hail him, convert the non-believers, and sacrifice at least one 12 ounce adult beverage of his/her choice.
all hail the donnie llama.
don is good, don is great!!!
i follow the teachings of the donnie llama.
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