Don’t Ask, Just Smell
a phrase to define the new policy of not “outing” someone by asking, “did you just fart?” not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. the person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. moreover the guilty party may be very shy and “outing” them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of “just smelling”.
i was at a meeting the other day when bob let out an sbdf. i thought i was going to die. i was just about to “out” him on it, but then i thought, “what about bob’s feelings?”. he’s been having a rough time at home and with his irratable bowel syndrome, i thought it prudent to practice “don’t ask, just smell”.
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