Don’t be a Simon
used in the early days of american idol when the world was new to the compet-tion and simon cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. this phrase can be used the same way as don’t be a d-ck!
dad: thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.
son: you’re welcome dad.
mom: …i don’t know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don’t get me started about the-
dad: dammit babe, don’t be a simon.
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