Don’t bust your Spanx.
a phrase intended to imply that someone needs to calm down or relax. spanx are a slimming body sleeve that women wear. saying this to a woman implies that she is fat and being annoying or overreacting. saying this to a man implies that he is a woman, fat, and overreacting or being annoying.
coined by c. tonsmeire 03/10
“chris, can we switch over to that cooking show?”
“jesus, dave, don’t bust your spanx. i’ll change the channel at halftime.”
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