Don’t call me that in public.
the automatic response when somebody says “jesus christ!” in exasperation. it implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry -ss. there is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it’s fine for them to call you the lord behind closed doors, but you don’t want them embarr-ssing themselves in public. this usually p-sses them off, but it stops them from whining.
it can also be used when someone yells, “jesus!” “g-d” or some related phrase.
does not necessarily need to be used in public.
mary: “eh my g-d, it is soooo hot outside. jesus christ!”
you: “don’t call me that in public.”
mary: “what?”
you: “you heard me.”
mary: “what?”
you (patronizing): “shhhh…”
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