Don’t dress to undress
this is used when you ask someone on a friendly date, and want to let them know that there is no chance that the two of you will be having s-x afterwards.
sally: hey john, wanna come with me to the canadian high commission tonight? they’re screening a canadian film there.
john: uh, cool. what’s the setup there, like what should i wear?
sally: i’m not entirely sure, but don’t dress to undress, i need to be somewhere else at half past nine.
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