don’t fuck the bunny
don’t do something stupid or mess up an opportunity.
variants include: if you see a bunny, don’t f-ck it; that bunny has been f-cked; and f-ck the bunny, you should not.
it comes from the anime sensitive p-rnograph, where the main character, a pet-sitter, is given instructions to feed a bunny for his boss, and instead of a rabbit, he finds a man dressed as a bunny bound in his closet. instead of doing what a sensible person would do and calling the cops, he proceeds to f-ck him.
richard: hey, man, i’ve got a date with sarah this friday! i think i’m gonna take her to see a van damme movie.
eli: dude, don’t f-ck the bunny. take her to see something with cute animals or shirtless matthew mcconaughey.
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