Don’t leave horsepower in the showroom
a metaphorical rule to live by: don’t make the mistake of choosing the cheaper option to save a buck in the short run, when you’ll curse yourself later for not getting the better-grade product/service in the long run.
eric: “what was i thinking buying that porsche with the v-4 instead of the v-6 — it handled like a formula 1 car but is a total slug in a straight line!”
tim: “dude, you broke rule number 1 — don’t leave horsepower in the showroom.”
and so —
maddie: “this well margarita sucks — why didn’t i get the cadillac for two bucks more?”
amy: “exactly. don’t leave horsepower in the showroom, sweetie.”
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