don’t light my shed on fire
a response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. the rough equivalent of “don’t tase me bro!” an answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
mom: “i told you to be home by 5! how could you be late for your grandfather’s birthday?!?!”
son: “sorry, mom! jeez, don’t light my shed on fire! i just forgot, ok?!?
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