don’t make me take off my belt
1. when a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the -ss.
2. the cartoon boondocks on as] there is a grand father character ti the two kids riley and huey. he always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. he then continues to whoopthem like indiana jones
child: hey grandpa…-asks a million questions-
grandpa: shush yo mouth!
child: -keeps asking questions-
grandpa: don’t make me take off my belt!
child: -shuts up instantly-
grandpa: good…now rub my feet or i’ll whoop yo -ss!
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