Don’t mess with texas
the true meaning of this phrase: it’s an anti-littering advertising campaign started by the texas department of transportation! see www (dot) dontmesswithtexas (dot) org.
it’s an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don’t mess with texas or you’ll get a huge fine!
it actually is a phrase that means the same as “give a hoot, don’t pollute”. it is on “do not litter” signs in the state of texas.
man reading sign: don’t mess with texas.
other guy: what the f-ck does that mean?
man: i’m not sure, but i don’t think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. it says littering is a $500 fine.
other guy: sh-t.
a phrase in which “big men” from texas (see george w. bush) will use in defense of their state.
little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by ladybird johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. so when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is “please dont litter in my state.”
i’ll mess with texas all i want! i just won’t defenestrate my garbage.
something that a typical texan will say…anyone “messing” with texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries…you dumbsh-ts
“don’t mess with texas!”
“go back to grade school!”
george bush is de-1337 of ur face and will kill kerrys donkey face, iraqis must die, and they r so yay for bush. now kerry will drink his urine cuz now he has to kiss bushs’ -ss
bush is d shizzle my n-gg-r
george bush is teh 1337 and he came from texas so, don’t f-ck with him, or j00’ll be nuked biotches!
don’t mess with texas you stupid sand n-gg-r!
Read Also:
- niggie face
1. one whose face is black. 2. an idiot. 1. man did you see that niggie face?! 2. “well no sh-t niggie face i think we all knew that.”
- Pulling a Michael Phelps
the most difficult s-xual move to perform. here is how it is done. at the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. then tell your smoking hot h-rny–ss girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool. you then get ready at the other end […]
- Pulling A Miley
doing a terrible dance in front of many people and looking like someone who is high. or disappointing and discussing people. bob saw his favorite video game sequel had been canceled and he just though well that’s “pulling a miley”
- pulling a Lucas
a saying off the phenomena that george lucas simply cannot keep his hands off his own original trilogy of movies. he has updated them with 4 separate incarnations of cg graphics over a 15 year span. this has created a frankenstonian mess of old film footage with high resolution graphic composites on top. therefore, the […]
- who be dat
normaly asked when questioning some one at the front door or on the phone. george: did you hear the door bell ring? adam: ya, who be dat?