dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining
f-cked up term judge judy uses. in other words. dont lie to me.
dont p-ss on my leg and tell me its raining u little wh-r-. im gonna give u a ridiculus fee for doing nothing cause our economy is going to h-ll and im an ugly piece of sh-t…u know what i just relized how much i hate judge f-cking judy. god d-mn… f-ck u b-tch!!!!!!
don’t hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
you argued, privately, to each member of the committee that i should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what “happened.” don’t p-ss on my leg and tell me it’s raining.
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