don’t stick your dick in crazy
a relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from s-xual congress with the unbalanced.
bro 1: dude, that girl with the tori amos shirt is hot.
bro 2: bro, bro, always remember: don’t stick your d-ck in crazy. here me now and believe me later.
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a rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.
baz: i barely escaped with my life last night, this girl i used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
gill: what did we tell you?
baz: …don’t stick your d-ck in crazy.
gill: don’t stick your d-ck in crazy.
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