don’t swing that way


a phrase one uses when they don’t want to or don’t like doing a certain thing.
mel: d-mn check out rick’s nice -ss
bob: uhh no thanks, i don’t swing that way
mel: you did last year with mike
bob: shh, only that once…

kevin: hey tom, we’re going to tax sh-t from wal-mart, wanna come?
tom: sorry dude, i don’t swing that way.
kevin: p-ssy
tom: mm p-ssy, i do swing that way.

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