Don’t touch my junk!
infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by john tyner of oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.
can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
tsa – “sir, we need to pat you down…”
jt – “don’t touch my junk!”
boring friend- “hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?”
jt – don’t touch my junk!”
phrase every american traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the tsa will start har-ssing people who actually look like real terrorists.
screener: “i’m going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the -ss, three times on your belly b-tton, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? if you’re uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin’?”
p-ssenger: “do whatchu gotta do, but don’t touch my junk or i’ll have you arrested.”
it’s the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the tsa.
coined by john tyner, a 31-year-old california man who objected to a full body “pat down” by a tsa security man in san diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. he also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.
“if you touch my junk, i’ll have you arrested,” said the 31 year old californian.
after he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of don’t tase me, bro.
don’t touch my junk.
a stern warning to tsa gropers to not touch john tyner’s p-n-s or b-lls when told he was about to undergo a “groin check”.
don’t touch my junk. if you touch my junk, i’m going to have you arrested. — john tyner, san diego airport, november 13, 2010
when one p-sses through airport security – phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!
when p-ssing through airline security gate, before body scan: don’t touch my junk or i’ll sue you.
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