donut fucked
when you’re getting a donut from dunkin before closing time and the guy gives you six for the price of one. afterwards, he makes this welcomed generosity awkward by calling you sweetie pie. you’ve just been donut f-cked.
“i stopped by dunkin on the way home and the guy in the window donut f-cked the sh-t out of me”
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