Doo Doo Don


when a drunk person chugs so much mountain dew their t-rds shoot out forcefully, speading green p–p all over the bathroom. someone then must don a facemask and cleanup the mess.
ughh – that guy you brought home last night went doo doo don all over our bathroom. your turn to clean up – i will get the mask.

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