Doo-Doo Vapor


doo-doo vapor is a substance which, although not deadly, is very unpleasant and should be avoided at all costs. doo-doo vapor occurs when somebody has decided to take a shower but also has to take a dump (in a bathroom where the toilet and shower are in the same room).

if this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. however, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as “doo-doo particles”. after a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like sh-t and is breathing it in. a valuable lesson is learned.
millions of people a year come in contact with doo-doo vapor. if you enter a bathroom that has doo-doo vapor in the air, exit immediately and scorn whoever took a sh-t and a shower one after the other before you.

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