doobner
1. noun : a person, who usually is a tourist, who absolutely cannot drive a boat or water craft.
2. another word for the term “nerd” or “geek” or any kind of socially awkward person.
3. a tourist
4. adj. dooby
–can be abrevated by the term: doob
1. “did you see that doobner on the jetski?”
“yeah, he was coming straight at us, i though we’d get hit.”
2. “oh wow. get a load of that doob! he even has hero scape action figures!”
3. “this town is so packed with doobners, there is no parking! i mean just look at these idiots… where the h-ll did they learn to drive!?”
4. “what do you think of that guy?”
“he seems pretty dooby.”
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