doodie

the brown stuff that comes out your -ss
i doodie all the time.
1.(n.)an unpleasant word that usually small children use to describe how they don’t like someone; just plain creepy when a parent says it.
2.(n.)a nasty brown substance that comes out of your rear and lands in the toilet.
1.child: “no i don’t want to go into time out! you’re such a doodie!”
2.ralph looked into the toilet and saw someone forgot to flush; there was a doodie floating in there.
it’s the kind of nonsense you just can’t describe. it’s a big kid breaking a little one’s key in the door because he was too impatient. it’s buying a framed picture of the joker when your friends just want to pick up mike tyson’s doc-mentary because blockbuster is having a sale. it’s crying because you didn’t put on sunblock and got sun poisoning and can’t go on any of the rides at disney world. doodie has many definitions, and it is higher on the scale than p–p, but lower than c-ckie.

doodie, c-ckie, and p–p are often preceded by the terms “pure”, “absolute”, and “really” often to emphasize just how high the caliber of doodie that has been done.
friend 1: oh man, did you see craig today? he was wearing a cabana hat and listening to harm’s way on full-blast!

friend 2: wow, that’s doodie.

friend 1: yeah, that guy is pure doodie.
another word for $hit, visit www.doodie.com
dude i doodie all the time
a very ugly gurl/boy
chris: a bruh look at dat gurl ova there.
ricky: d-mn, dat chick is a doodie!
the hoodie that someone wears everyday. short for daily hoodie.
person 1: he wears that hoodie everyday.

person 2: dude, that’s his doodie.
a really big b-tt
alberto: d-mnn that girl got a doodieeee!!

juan: yea i know daw she finee.