doodie calls
noun: an expression one says when they have to take a sh-t. similar to when “duty calls” for a soldier or other person of action; when “doodie calls” time is of the essence
marc: where are you going? ace ventura is about to start
taylor: doodie calls- there’s no time to waste!
after van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied “duty calls.” ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. “but doodie calls first”, he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
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