Doodire
a doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. a main way of defending against doodires is cheese. swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.
rather portly student:”look at that biology teacher!”
skinny student:”cleary he is a doodire!”
rather portly student:” that’s just what a doodire would say.”
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