doodlebagel
a bagel, useally not toasted (your own perfrence), that males use for a m-st-rb-t–n tecnique, to spice up their lonely lives, or if their girlfriend is pregnant
prego girlfriend: wtf this is all over this bagel?
boyfriend: oh i used it as a doodlebagel lastnight, because your hormones were flaring lastnight
prego gilfriend: you stupid f-cker thats gross
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