doody hairs
traces of fecal matter left on -n-s follicles following a subject’s successful excretion. diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate -n-s follicles at a higher rate. also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. when accompanied by toilet paper morsels and -n-s perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.
after a night of heavy drinking armando stopped by the local taco bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. the next morning his -n-s itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.
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