Doof Muffin


the opposite of stud m-ffin. a goon. a major doofus. someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. someone who is not cool or a loser.
man, matt used to be super cool. now he’s just a doof m-ffin. what happened?

phil will always be a doof m-ffin when it comes to the ladies.

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