Doofie
1) to sniff cocaine from a gay mans -ss crack.
2) to inhale a bong, and then blow the smoke into a gay mans -ss hole.
3) to -j-c-l-t- into a cup and then pour the s-m-n down a gay mans but crack.
4) a terrible vocalist from a terrible band – sp-wn of psychosis
dude, you wanna doofie?” “f-ck no.
the act of being a dufus. often -ssociated with being dorky or acting like you are five, but in a good way.
me: “emily, stop being so doofie!! people will think your five!”
emily: “not even!”
doofster doofappotimus
the youngest male hughes brother
when did andrew officially become doofie?
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