dookie dick
dookie d-ck; having a brown substance,especially p–p,on the end of one’s p-n-s.
man, i dont know what i did at the party last night after getting drunk,but i woke up with dookie d-ck this morning!
dookie d-ck is what happens to your d-ck when you have b-tt s-x with a dirty b-tt.
easily diagnosed by tell tale “dookie ring” around the tip of ones w-ng.
in some prisons considered to be a rite of p-ssage in the corrections system.
“my boi earl done got his dookie d-ck last night, been makin people smell it all morning.”
jethroe: you been plungin buns bro?
earl: yeah why?
jethroe: i can smell your dookie d-ck from across the room…
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