Doomp
a bowel movement, i.e., a “dump”, in ireland, scotland, and wales.
the scotsman took a doomp.
“i just unveigled meself of a giant doomp, i did,” said the irishman to the welsh.
a digital-optical output mounted proxy.
scientist: but first you need to take a doomp.
cyborg ninja: i… wait, what?
scientist: a doomp? a digital-optical output mounted proxy. you’ll need one to interface with the terminal.
when something is super terrible or something is going terribly wrong it is ‘doomp!’
craig- did you see that film last night, jack?
jack- yeah it was doomp!
(variation of dump) a violent odoured defecation leaving the next occupant of the lavatory in near asphyxiation or nauseous state
ex1: “oh man, i just went into the bathroom and someone took a total doomp in there, i’ll just p-ss outside”
ex2: “buddy i totally just doomped the f-ck outta the sh-tter here man, keep an eye out for the face of the next guy comin out.”
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