Doomsday Deuce
a p–p that cannot wait; having to take a sh-t so bad that if you don’t get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.
julie: what’s the matter? you don’t look well. we’ll be at my parent’s house in about 15 minutes.
jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) jesus christ, i have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else i’m gonna sh-t my pants!
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