Doon Proot
a native fruit/vegitable hybrid, grown in the highest mountains of bolivia. locals often refer to it’s ability to stop persons with huge medical farting problems to clasp up their -ssholes and stop f-cking blasting out the village. small doses have been known to cause a strain of the nigerian -n-s flu often resulting in death when forced into the rectal cavity.
i tried entering the farting contest…but someone slipped me some doon proot and now my cheekhole wont do sh-t !!!
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