Doona Snap
also known as the duvet snap, this is the satisfying state that one’s bed covering reaches after a substantial period of male loneliness. the excessive collective of male -j-c-l-t- transforms the once fluffy cover to a ply-wood like structure. the snap is required to transport the doona out of the bedroom door and to the washing machine. several foldings may be required.
person 1: dude, my girl has been away for a month now.
person 2: farrk, you will need some serious force to execute the doona snap before she returns.
person 1: yeah, you could construct a house with that doona.
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