Doonie Darko
the scariest individual to ever walk the earth. native to southern california’s upper cl-ss neighborhoods. characterized by a blank stare and nike dunk shoes, he prowls the internet in search of trendy fashions and accessories. other characteristics include:
1. magazines such as sole collector, crago, or black book strewn about his work desk.
2. excessive use of the terms
“merk”, “pipe”, or “beat”
3. requests for p-rn dvd’s containing “big, sweaty, slathery, flithy chicks with big -sses”
guy 1: ivan’s been actin wierd…that fools becomin doonie darko.
guy 2: that dude’s a freak!
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