door children
this is a result of humping a door too many times. you will have children in shape of a door.
-may be rather painful-
dude, i heard that bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!
hey, don’t get too close to that door, you could have door children.
1 more definition
children that listen close to the door while the parent has s-x.
betty: john i think someone outside the door.
john: no betty does are just the door children.
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