door lock
a system used to keep someone out of the room you’re in. commonly used by crusty teenagers when doing something embarr-ssing!
“a locked door? impossible! wait no what am i saying, it’s totally impossible! ”
-melvin, ygotas
“this door lock is preventing me from getting in this crusty teenager’s room!”
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