door slamming
visit your local cemetary, dig up a fresh corpse and take it to the neerest doorway. place the fresh corpse in the doorway and ask someone to continuesly slam the door to provoque a thrusting movement as you place yourself inside the body . do this until desired pleasure is reached.
billy: can you come door slamming tonight?
bobby: only if i get a turn.
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