DoorDaming
funniest prank ever: pee on someone’s door or doorstep, than ding-dong-ditch and dip the f-ck outta there!!
james: “aye yo, you ready bro?”
mike: “yeah man, im ready!” -whips it out, and pees all over door-
james: “good sh-t bro, now ring the bell, and lets dip the f-ck outta here”
mike: “aight.” -rings bell, then jumps down staircase and dips the f-ck outta there; with james at his side-
old f-ggot hag: -opens door- “who’s there? holy sh-t it smells like p-ss! oh, godd-mn!” -closes door- “these f-cking kids, keep doordaming my house!”
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