Doornament
one of those flyers that gets hung on front door by the landscaper, cleaning service, realtor, etc…
wow joe, that’s a lot of doornaments on your front door. almost looks like n-body lives here.
yeah, those solicitors don’t ever knock and i always come in through the garage.
n. decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at xmas or thanksgiving. sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.
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this is the place. lenny said there’d be a horrible doornament.
ahh. i think it’s sweet.
yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.
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