Doover

something unspecified whose name is either forgotten or not known. australian slang.
1. i found the doover out by the car.
2. where’s that doover i use to clean the computer screen.
3. have you seen my yellow er… the round, yellow er… doover?
when someone wants an opportunity to make something right after they have made a mistake(s) or committed a wrong.

do it over again and given grace or a free p-ss. this is granted automatically, is a mandatory implementation and any other persons involved in the do over must comply.

this can be used with a relationship, a project, a service performed or even an entire day, week, month, year or decade.
example #1

–sent via text because greg won’t answer xena’s phone calls and messages anymore–

dena: come on greg, i know we’ve only dated a few weeks and i’ve internet stalked you, sent you thousands of texts/im’s while you were trying to work, called you at all hours of the night and demanded that you see me whenever i ask, but i think i deserve a “do over”. it wasn’t personal and in my defense, you weren’t a very good communicator.

greg: (bird’s chirping because there’s no response)

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example #2

boss – you really dropped the ball on getting this report turned in on time. i’m thinking i may have to let you go.

employee – no, you can’t! i call a “do over”!

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example #3

sally: fred, the last four years of my life has sucked. i’m taking a “do over”!

fred: great idea sally. as they say when you play a country song backwards; now you can get back your house, car, kids, job, husband and dog.

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example #4

girl #1 – i really like this guy from my church, but i’m afraid he won’t want to date me because i lost my virginity already.

girl #2 – oh h-ll, just claim a “do over”! he never has to know.

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example #5

aka: get out of jail free card
part of the shotty rule that allows do-over to be called when there is fighting over who earned the shotgun. whoever, calls shotgun after the do-over gets shotgun no exceptions
mark and tony were fighting over who called shotty first until tony called do-over and got the front seat no questions asked.
a variation on the shotgun rule used when there is no clarity on who has earned the shotgun spot. do-over can then be called and immediately after it is said shotgun can be recalled, whoever gaining in undoubtably earning the shotgun position. who ever is calling the do-over obviously will have an advantage to call the shotgun immediately after; this is only fair. a do-over can not be called by a neutral party. do-over’s can be called in spite of any silencing game variations to a shotgun such as the jinx variation. a do-over cannot be called on a do-over, it is, as aristotle might call it, the final cause.
mike, jermall and max are walking towards mike’s ride.
jermall: shotgun no…
max: blitz!
jermall: blitz!
max: jinx!
mike: jermall jer…
max: personal jinx!
jermall: do-over blitz
at this point jermall walks proudly to the shotgun seat.
an alternative term for one’s excrement.
used casually and in a non-offensive way. tone can be humorous or formal.
bibby:”that doover went all over me”

hatty:”all those who need a doover say ‘aye'”

bunter:”that doover looks just like bill clinton!”
made in 2002, do over is one of the best shows ever to hit tv. currently on friday’s at 2:45 a.m, do over got cancelled by the sleazy merchants at wb.

a full season of 21 shows were to be made but that got changed to 19, 15 of which were made, 11 of which will be shown on uk tv (channel 4).

do over is about joel larson, a 34-year old paper-seller who gets sent back in time to his pre-teens. this all happens due to a defibrillator being on and his sister applying it to his head.
“joel larson is 14 today… trouble is he was 34 yesterday.”
word used to describe someone who is a r-t-rd or used when someone says something stupid
(same as duffut)
big p looks like a f-cking doover with his sweats and polo

i smacked that girl in the face with my doover

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