doppelbangers
a person who has s-xual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.
omg they both have bowl cuts and are 6 feet tall. total doppelbangers.
your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang.
i was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to m-st-rb-t- to pictures of my doppelbanger.
someone who has two p-n-ses, and one of them is evil.
“that guy is such a doppelbanger. he was doing me and slipped the evil d-ck up my b-tthole.”
“but i liked it.”
doppelbanger: (n.) a guy who gets girls drunk and then has s-x with them (usually in a darkened room) while pretending to be their boyfriend
doppelbang (v.): to intentionally get a girl so drunk that she has s-x with you because she confuses you with her boyfriend
(n.) “don’t let jack keep feeding you shots of old crow — he’s a well-known doppelbanger!”
(v.)
michele: “yo, how did bill manage to f-ck molly at that kegger when her boyfriend went to the bathroom?”
michael: “he totally doppelbanged her!”
when you want to bang people who look like they could be your twin.
friend 1: “that girl over there is a total babe.”
friend 2: “um, she’s looks exactly like you.”
friend 1: “what’s wrong with that?”
friend 2: “it just means that you’re a total doppelbanger, that’s all.”
a person working in the adult entertainment industry who looks eerily similar to someone else.
the kim kardashian of 2005 is barely a doppelbanger of kim kardashian of 2010.
a doppelbanger is the dubstep equivalent of a doppelganger. it’s when someone makes a heavy dubstep track but it sounds identical to another heavy dubstep track. some particularly popular dubstep artists who get copied a lot are datsik and getter, who have revolutionized their styles.
generally a doppelbanger is created on accident, but there are certain people who try to copy artists and songs on purpose. these knock off songs are intentionally made, so they’re not doppelbangers. they’re clones. and no one likes a clone.
c: did you hear that new symbiotic track? it’s huge!
j: yeah but dude it’s totally a doppelbanger of haggard by getter.
c: what? it sounds nothing like it.
j: dude listen to them both. you’re f-cking stupid if you think they don’t sound alike.
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