Doral

city hidden in florida, near miami. this city, originally part of the everglades, now contains an overabundance of townhouses and middle schools. population: 50% venezuelan, 49% colombian, 1% other. city is also known as “doralzuela” or “drugal” because of the excess of venezuelans and the constant use of supposed “drugs” by stupid kids. bcause of this the cops swarm by the dozens when even the smallest thing happens. most of the residents tend to bathe in money, sleep in money and feed themselves money. every kid has an iphone and by highschool, they’ve probably already owned 2 cars. parties get raided within 2 minutes which causes all the cool kids cry because there’s nothing else to do in this city, anyway. everyone’s mother has undergone plastic surgery atleast once. the guys are very metros-xual, the girls are b-tches. no one speaks english, no one uses turn signals. doral is the worst excuse for a city. ever.
this might seem bad, but atleast we’re not in doral.
f-ckin sh-tty–ss cigarettes
i’d rather smoke c-ck than a f-ckin doral, and i’m man who is straight as f-ck.
also called drug-al, it’s basically where all of the pot heads in miami live. where they like to go clubbing, blazing, tripping b-lls, doing it, and thinking that they’re all that. very few people are exempt from these stereotypes in doral, but they do exist.
dude, do not go to doral. please.
city in south florida where most of miami preps live. this is 45% colombian 45% venezuelan n the rest r fcrom other places. this city is not very known by people but when you say you live in doral to a person who doesnt live there, they would tell u “ugh that sh-t” but it isnt really that, doral owns one of the best schools in florida : ronald reagan high school which has gotten higher scores in the fcat than many private schools…most chogas hate this city cuz they say is full of showw offs but that isnt true.
guy 1:” hey were do u live”
gay 2:” doral..”
guy 1:” wtf is that?”
guy 2:” one of the best places to live in south floriad”
beautiful and decadent…you will not be able to resist this woman if you are lucky enough to encounter her. she is smart, s-xy, cute, playful, feisty, caring, and knows how make you feel like a man. if you do encounter this rare breed, approach with caution because it will only take one look to become addicted!
the girl i met was “doral” quality!