Dorito Crotch
the crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many nacho flavoured doritos. may be less pr-nounced in those who prefer “cool ranch” variety.
dude: “did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
bro: “according to webmd it’s gotta be dorito crotch.”
dude: “whoa!”
bro: “yeah, i think it will get better if i switch to cool ranch.”
dude: “or get someone to lick it off”
highfives
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