Dorito Eater
an individual (typically a male) that spends much of his freetime during adolescence watching p-rnography in the privacy of his bas-m-nt/darkened bedroom/at a friend’s house while simultaneously consuming -ito dust-covered chips (usually nacho cheesier doritos). a d.e. (dorito eater) is marked by his inability to “get some” in the real world. even though most individuals exit their d.e. phase by the age of 15, a former d.e. is easily identifiable by his didgy-dodgy behaviors involving women.
“it was so weird…when he asked me to suck his fingers while we were hooking up, i could almost taste the doritos on his fingers from seven years ago. he’s such a dorito eater”
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