Dork Channel


the phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are chatting online, thus defining themselves as dorks in that normal people have real conversations, and they type the exact same thing at the exact same time.
john: so what are you wearing?
kathy: so what are you wearing?
john: omg! we are on the dork channel!

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