Dork Muffin

dork m-ffin is a term used to describe someone who is unbelievably– nay, outrageously awesome. so awesome is such a person that you would want to spend the rest of your life with them. they know no limits in their sense of humor. last but not least of all, they taste sensationally delicious. once you have tasted a dork m-ffin, it is rumored by the lucky few that have tasted them that you could never go back. ever. derived from 2 words, ironically happening to be both “dork” and “m-ffin” , few have yet lived long enough to achieve a t-tle of such grandeur.

among the few who have been able to achieve the novel t-tle of dork m-ffin are the green ranger, victor, smexy jason and <3jen<3. forever will their names be etched into history as the most awesome people not only on earth, but also the coolest gangstas of the highest degree. person #1: i sure am bored and hungry today. person #2: as am i, fellow human brethren. dork m-ffin: eat me! person #1: uh... what do you mean by that? person #2: were you being rude or did you mean it literally? dork m-ffin: ;d <333 person #1: now you are not even speaking english anymore. person #2: 'tis true. but my cravings for fun and hunger have been satisfied. this... person is exquisitely delicious. thank you-- -looks at name tag- dork m-ffin. dork m-ffin: ;] -opens up mouth and shoots corn at persons #1 and 2- person #1: corn! one of my many weaknesses! person #2: i... -dead- person #1: i will avenge your death #2! -dead- dork m-ffin: and all is well in the world. <3 someone who is totally awesome, funny, melts your heart, cute, and tastes like yummers. my sweetie jen is such a dork m-ffin, but that is why i love her. -kisses her- yummers... ;d to have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorkt-tude of the person. "what do you mean you forgot the milk? you are such a dorkm-ffin."