Dork Tits
refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls b–bs. they often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. they can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. this type of t-tty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.
ryan: “g-d you’re hot but your t-ts are dorky as sh-t.”
jen: yeah, these dork t-ts are pretty stupid looking.”
ryan: “why the f-ck are they reading?
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