dorkestra


the word some call orchestra, when they are jealous and need some way to let out their pent-up rage at not having musical talent.

or to make fun of orchestra people.
p1:haha! you’re in dorkestra.
p2:haha you’re a moron.
a combination of the words dork and orchestra. primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an orchestra – usually at school.

2) used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.
dorkestra pride, baby!
a t-tle given to an orchestra member in a face off for the “top spot” between orchestra (dorkestra) and band (band geeks)
p1: band is so much better than dorkestra!
p2: well i wouldn’t want to be a band geek.
p1: well, us band geeks win anyway so there.
p2: nope. i’m pretty sure dorkestra wins.
1. a musical ensemble (usu. of the cl-ssical music genre) comprised of stereotypical dorks, geeks, and nerds.

2. a place where such individuals (dorks, geeks, or nerds) hypothetically “belong.”
“send her to a dorkestra with those new gl-sses.”

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