dorkitis


when someone who supposedly does nothing attracts a lot of attention. almost like a disease, it is contagious, and it is easily spread.
an example of dorkitis. someone in a chat room is minding their own business and people start trying to talk to them.
when you say stupid random things to your friends and co-workers that make no sense which are totally dorky and it rubs off on your officemates
i’m caught dorkitis which causes me to act stupid.

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