dorktron
the quantized particle which gives all dorks the atribute of “dorkiness,” making them pr-ne to wedgies, atomic wedgies, purple nurples, swirlies, public riducle, and suicide.
“and then the electrons go over–”
“hey, don’t forget the dorktrons, cuz you’re a dork!!”
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