dorkward
that point in time when a parent overstays their short welcome with their adolescent’s friends.
that feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car – usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.
that feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends – when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond h-llo.
phil dunfy.
angie felt completely dorkward when her dad would not speak with her friends. how could he be so embarr-ssing?
the next day angie felt completely dorkward when her dad spoke with her friends. how could he be so embarr-ssing?
although he tried covering up, phil dunfy felt completely dorkward with hayley at college orientation.
each sat-rday kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her dad’s turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.
a term dedicated to dorks that say awkward things
jordan your such a dorkward but i love u
Read Also:
- lord ha' mercy
used to describe extreme disbelief or shock, basically saying “bless those b-st-rds/that situation.” “i walk with three kids that can’t wait to meet g-d lately, that’s bucktooth, mohamed and crybaby, what they do everyday just to eat lord ha’ mercy, strapped with an ak and they blood thirsty…” – k’naan, what’s hardcore
- quick drip n dip
sort of like a squirt n scram taking a fast p-ss and leaving then immediately that dude just pulled the quick drip n dip. didnt wash his hands or nothing. just pulled it out, handled business walked out of the bathroom and jumped straight into his car
- lorger
lorger is a girls fat b-tt kinda like a sumo wrestler a girl shows me her lorger
- memery
the act of intentionally confusing individuals by using obscure references to internet memes. jack committed memery when he posted ‘all your base are belong to us’ on a pet care forum, as none of the users had any idea what he was talking about. the act of quickly sharing a packaged thought or opinion without […]
- meme-wrath
in blogspeak, a feeling of anger caused by being tagged to do a meme. he felt the meme-wrath welling up inside him, after being tagged to do yet another meme.